There is a cruel and heavy that all Canadians had pushed unfairly cross on his shoulders . No, I 'm not talking about federal politicians in Canada. Paul Martin and Stephen Harper are closer thrown albatross around the neck of the nation (fodder for another day) . No, dear reader , I mean this national scourge North - the "Canadian tire Canada guy .
For one of our American readers who may not be aware of this miserable , the Canadian tire Canada Guy has a neighbor / Canadian tire Canada spokesman intrusive chain that always appears in your yard (uninvited ) and equipment will give the lesson :
A. Their tools are total crap , and
B. Touch you are a fool because you're incompetent
Sounds like a great neighbor , eh ?
Next thing you know , he, his wife and son Chubby display your guest to my room to tell me to be happy I 'm wrong woman and then make a decision for the Canadian tire Canada 'long lifestyle battery with dildo two adjustable heads ... "
This man must be stopped!
If it appears on your garden , would you please do us a favor and push the pompous bastard head first into the wood chipper Canadian tire Canada brand that is selling ?
Thanks a lot.
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